I only say what you think.

In my every day life, I am an honest, trusted individual.  Weaved into that are many different sides of ME.

I have an open heart, I trust too easy, and I give people too much credit.  I cry alot, I get my feeling hurt alot (even though I say I dont), and I have a hair pin trigger.   I spend time wondering why I dont have better friends, and why I dont demand that I deserve and recieve more than I allow myself to have. 

I am funny and loud, obnoxious and foul.  I cuss, I drink, I laugh alot, and I can turn almost anything into a joke about sex.  I talk dirty, and I think dirtier.  I enjoy sexting.  I say pussy.  Hell, I even have one.
I enjoy men.  I think there are many, many different aspects of a man that make him sexy.  It varies depending on my mood and ovarian input.  I love (LOVE) giving head and Im not ashamed to admit it.  In fact, Im sorta like one of those grocery store kiosks that have food with toothpicks in it.  If you're interested, Id probably even give you a sample.  It doesnt take much unless my ovaries are bitter or you have a tiny dick.  Tiny dick need not apply.  I dont enjoy pubes in my teeth, and unfortunately, tiny dick owners often dont manscape. 

Fuck is my favorite word but not activity.  Ive had a string of unfortunate events that has left me guarded and doubtful of a proposed prowess.  Proof is in the puddin, as they say, and unfortunately, most of the puddin Ive had has been sugar free.  And in 100 calorie portions.  LOL

I started this blog to have an honest outlet of myself, what I think and feel, and an unjudged area to vent my thoughts.  In addition, I want to tell funny stories that happen or have happened to me.  I have alot.  Most of them are quite foul.  <--warning.

For today, Ill start with just an introduction, but soon...very soon I shall share a funny story, too!  I already have one recommended.  Its about toilet paper :) 

I sure hope this works!  I already feel better for writing the first entry.